Please Sweet Sweet, (sweet,) HayZooZ, OR ZUUL, Tell Me, Why Can't I Create A First Sprint???

[klawrawkz]

Please pardon my tyrade. I think the system is ruled by this thingy.

**ZUUL**

Are you KIDDING ME? This is an issue in a freaking "Issue Tracking System????" I have this problem?  I gotta have this problem?? Why is it an issue to **start a freaking sprint** This is the point of the whole system isn't it?  <sigh.>

I just want to get some work done here. That's all... I'm wondering ... JIRA was **originally a bug tracking system** perhaps you should get back to that, and track these bugs, and then fix them??  

It's a theory anyhow. :)

Look Ma, No way to start. I have "issues" (boy oh boy do I) but I can't start a sprint.  Gosh, this is awfully frustrating... wow. "Issue Tracking system"  yeah.  "Agile board" yup. mmmmmhummmhhmmmhmm.... blub, blub, blub.  

Look at all the Issues I have here. Just looking for a sprint to belong to... Where oh where did sprint #1 go?  Oh where oh where can it be??? Sprint #1, can you hear me??? Hellllllooooooooo000oo00o0o000oo??? Where are you how can I add my "issues" to you??? why is this confusing?? What's the deal??? HELP!!!!

And by the way, you will notice that some (most) of these "issues" listed above are related to the dysfunctional hoops that JIRA is making us jump through. That's IMHO. That's how I feel. That's how I feeeel. That's how I feel after fighting this thing for so so so so so so long.  Honestly.  There has to be a better way. Or an easier way. Or just **some way to make this thing work.**  And if I could have a hierarchy (supposing I could have a sprint {but it's the small things isn't it??}), a hierarchy like 1) Epic, 2) Feature, 3) Story, 4) Task.  OMG!!! That would be so freaking awesome!! No kidding.  Just wonderful, IMHO.  Yup. But failing that, please god, let me start just one sprint.  Ok??? how's about it? 

Oh wait, I can ... **pay for an add on to have a hierarchy....**  . Ah hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahah!!! woooowie!!

Woof! Gosh I was absolutely inconsolable there for at least 20 seconds. Glad that's over. 

Thanks for the help,

David

[Deepanshu Natani]

Hi @klawrawkz ,

It seems like you want to add issues to your "BCP Sprint 1".

You just need to visit the Backlog section and then drag and drop issues to the required Sprint.

Check the following link for more details: https://confluence.atlassian.com/jiraportfoliocloud/assigning-issues-to-sprints-828785264.html